Sat
Feb
11
“Oh Sweetie, there you are. Perfect timing. Annie was just telling Lynne and me about her new job, working at Masturbator’s Anonymous. She said it’s the easiest money she’s ever made, and she says Lynne and I should apply for jobs there too. Lynne’s convinced HER tits would be more popular with the masturbators there, she says masturbators prefer softer, saggier tits like hers. But since you ARE a masturbator, you can settle this once and for all, who’s tits would YOU rather goon to?”
(Source: boobs-out-are-cool, via dayanilamazamickkokusu)